Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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