im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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