i just google imaged poop.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Iโm going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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