Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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