Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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