butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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