Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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