so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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