The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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