so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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