I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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