So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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