For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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