She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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