I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You took a bar mat shot.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Randomize
