I heard we made out
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
nutella sex= disaster
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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