I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Also, beer. Big fan.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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