in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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