Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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