Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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