Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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