More tranny stories later!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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