U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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