you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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