That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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