I love watching others lives come down to our level.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Shame - the story of my life.
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