just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
