I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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