On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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