doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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