i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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