party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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