You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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