I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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