After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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