He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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