I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
