I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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