Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
