theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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