Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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