just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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