Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize