I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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