shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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