i already hear my dad disowning me
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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