dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
this will be a night to untag.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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