i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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