We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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