I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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