it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize