grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I know her cup size but not her name....
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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